I want a new kind of TV Guide, a teevography, that keeps a record of the season and episode numbers of the series I watch on DVD as well as the dates they were first broadcast. I want it to list the generic tags (genre, actors, writers, directors) and I want to be able to add tags of my own and see them as clouds I can sort and re-configure according to fields I specify. I want my playlists archived and linked to these episode guides and essays I’m writing. And I want to be able to link to the web and refer to wikipedia and other sites and save my searches as bookmarks. I want to be able to keep a wish list of shows that I want to watch, when they’re shown on broadcast television or become available on DVD in Australia. And I want the teevography to prompt me when writers, creators and production companies make create new shows I might conceivably enjoy.
I don’t have a television I can hook up to my computer and I have poor reception so I don’t watch regular broadcast television. I don’t subscribe to cable. I don’t use the Boxee system, although I’m intrigued by the idea of it and think it could be the answer to many of my prayers. Mostly I want to tap into a new kind of television criticism, focusing on the writers and creators of television shows and a thoughtful examination of the themes and stories underpinning shows, something to read after I’ve seen the series, that discusses the entire series.
I can imagine a new kind of professional critic, the teevographer, having a “channel” available through Boxee, putting together strings of episodes from different shows and series around a theme. A Financial Espionage stream, beginning with an episode of Agatha Christie’s Poirot where Hercule solves a bank fraud case with a piece of sleight of hand, worthy of Penn and Teller, with the rule card from the game of Monopoly he’s been playing with Hastings. Danny going undercover at a private British bank that’s involved in a sting operation on the Russian Mafia which is trying to launder money through it, in Spooks Season 2. A chief of bank security who used to be a policeman and has a dazzling track record in outsmarting grifters, tries to outsmart Mickey’s gang, using blackmail to get them to help him apprehend a bank robber who is about to hit his bank in the first season of Hu$tle.
And in the first season of Numb3rs, Charlie Eppes tries to help his brother Don, an FBI agent, recover the kidnapped daughter of a mathematician the robbers think has cracked the code for encrypting financial transactions. “When Don is able to determine the identity of one of the kidnappers, and learns that the plan is to “unlock the world’s biggest financial secret” it becomes clear why Ethan’s daughter was kidnapped,” writes Gary Lorden, the mathematics consultant to Numb3rs. “The captors want to use Ethan’s method to break into a bank’s computer and steal millions of dollars. Don’s obvious strategy is for Ethan to provide the gang with the key to get into the bank’s computer and trace the activity electronically in order to catch the thieves. But when Charlie finds a major error in Ethan’s argument, the only hope Don has to rescue Ethan’s daughter is to come up with a way to fool the kidnappers into believing that he really can provide the Internet encryption key they are demanding, and use that to trace their location to rescue the daughter.”
The professional critics could earn revenues when readers clicked through to commerce sites to rent or buy DVD’s or through iTunes, and receive royalties from streaming services. There would be editorial freedom and independence for the critics: they wouldn’t be under obligation to review certain shows and may not really know who their readers are. Their writing would be protected under a creative commons agreement. Bloggers could link to it but commerce sites couldn’t appropriate the reviews. The professional critic’s credentials come from immersion in their field of interest and continuity, it’s something they do well and for a long time: the best examples I can think of are from music, Gary Giddins who writes mostly on Jazz and Alex Ross who writes mostly on classical music.